4 posts tagged “food”

I made delicious lasagna for dinner tonight. It was budget lasagna, so it wasn't as good as it normally would have been ,it was still comfy and delicious. I really enjoy cooking, I think. 

Today, I cooked an entire chicken, by myself. This is the first time I've attempted such an act, and was amazed. AMAZED that it didn't taste like ass. On the contrary, it is better than any other chicken, thing I have ever created. The man didn't turn the crock pot off when he was supposed to, so the thing literally fell apart.

It was delicious. :| I will never recover from the food coma I am going in to.

So delicious!

Weeee!

Teddy's birthday is today, I'm still pretty happy about it. We went up to Menasha/De Pere this weekend for a few shows. His birthday part was last night, but I had to leave early, because I had to drive Tinhead (a DJ) back to Madison. Otherwise he wouldn't have had a ride home.

It was a pretty big adventure, to say the least, we got lost for a while. After that we went to get food, missed the exit, and had to make a 3 mile U-turn to compensate. We got back to Madison from Menasha at like... 4 am? It was a pretty tiring drive, we talked for about the first two hours, but he started falling asleep. No big deal.

Of course, 2 minutes after he fell asleep I almost hit a fucking deer.

I do not understand the fucking need for wildlife to be wandering around in the roads. "Oh it's to protect them!" How can I protect them with a 2000 lbs object hurtling into them? Whatever. It scared the shit out of me, and it woke up Tinhead, who almost hit his face on the dash board. I will never be the same.

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We continue driving, like you do.

I finally get him home, after almost missing his street, because he fell asleep again, haha. Dropped him off, and then proceeded to get lost in downtown Madison for the billionth time. I eventually make it out of the labyrinth.  I get home am about __ that close to pissing all over myself, leave my cell phone charger in the motherfucking car. Run in and get to the potty just about  when the dam was starting to break. Not cute.

After weeing, I went and got my phone charger, and headed to the bedroom for sleepy time recharge phase, but there is a surprise there. WHAT COULD IT BE!?!?!?

The cats had decided to poop and puke all over the bed. It was like watching Japanese porn. It was horrible, Teddy took all of the extra blankets up north with him, and that was the only blanket here. I was not a happy camper, so I stripped the bed, replaced the sheet, put the blanket in the wash, and then began to layer clothing. I was so fucking cold last night, it wasn't even funny.

Anyway, after doing that I called Teddy, and he seemed pretty upset about something, and said he'd call me back. Anyway, he calls me back a couple minutes later, and says that the shirt I bought him for his birthday is ruined, and I'm all scared thinking he got beat up or something. But no.

Some drunk rednecks who wandered up from the bar downstairs got in a fight with a fucking raver kid, and while Teddy was separating them, the redneck (who thoroughly had his ass beat) decided to bleed all over Teddy.

Teddy had blood (that was not his own) all over his face, and arms, and shirt.

What the fuck?

But yeah, seriously, fuck that guy.

I'm pretty broke after this weekend, might hit my dad up for some money, because I are a grown up.

I got a super cute purse from the mall, but looking online they only sell it at Hot Topic, strange. While I was at Franky's the gay guy (that's his name, no joke) told me he really liked it, and my sweet Pokemon shirt.

I was all like "I know!"

I hung out with Shayla yesterday, which is often the only compensation for going up to Neenah and Menasha, she's hot shit. She is hilarious, and if I were half black, or she was just white, we could be THE SAME PERSON. haha, no.

We hung out, I ate for the first time at this place called Mimh's, and OH MY FUCKING GOD. YESSSSSS. It was so good, I cannot even explain why it was so good. It was a hamburger, right. And they put butter on it. Like not fried in it, but like... ON THE BURGER. and it was all leaky and delicious, I am going to have a heart attack soon, probably because of this, but I'm alright with that. We hung out at Franky's for a long time after that, talking shit, dancing like idiots.

I think that moving up north would at least have one plus, hang out with Shayla more. Her friend Grace is pretty hot stuff, too, not gonna lie.

Oh, hell motherfucking no, I almost forgot.
Shayla, and her man DJ Derek Fer Real (one of Teddy's best friends) went and got Teddy a birthday cake made, and it was a cake with a lady and 3d boobies on it.

It was pretty hilarious, but in Neenah no one would make it so they found a bakery that would do it, and like they wouldn't let her open it in the store, and the fucking thing had no vah jay jay, so shayla had to make underwear for it.

It was super hilarious.

I love Teddy's friends some times, they really come through for him on occasion.

I got up at 2 today, I was so tired, did some homework. Blatantly hollered at someone in my class for plagarising everything they do in class. It's ridiculous. Talked to Teddy some more.

I'm now going to go put the blankie with the nasty on it in the dryer.

I'm mentally exhausted, physically alright.

I had a good time this weekend, and coincidentally had the most awesome Denny's I've ever had in my life. It was bizarre. I really need something to eat, don't feel like cooking so I'll figure that out.

Oh P.S. I also bought a fryer this week, so I'll be making shrimp and junk for the rest of the month.

P.P.S. I found out that my friend joined the coast guard, and I have to write him a letter, I'll probably do that. I still haven't mailed my mother's day cards.

Oh well.

I love my man + my cat.

Word.